Saturday, December 22, 2012

December 17, 2012

Kjære Alle Sammen,

K well.... Do you know what my problem is today? It's a good problem really :) It's the problem where I could write constantly for the next three hours with ease, and I still wouldn't be able to convey how I feel completely. I literally had more incredible experiences than can fit in one small email to peoples. But enough chatter. :) 

I blame my camera :) I promise my tree is DECKED with ornaments! Do you crazy people know how many you gave me? A lot. I think the poor little tree is going to cave under the weight of it all :) I'm sorry. I'll take a better picture when it's light (which by the way... I haven't seen the sun in a long time... It barely gets over the horizon covered by buildings for me :) just so I can prove how awesome it looks :) But in terms of having any artistic skill, where in the world did you get that silly idea? I actually thought about that as I was setting it up: wow, I have 0 artistic ability :) But  seriously, that little tree has filled me with a lot of joy when I needed it :) 

My package is here! The Ap's told me that they had a package for me last night and that this time they will just bring it with them the next time they come to Oslo which is at the latest tomorrow. Woot! I'm so excited. I've heard from several sources mom, that you're pretty much killing yourself making all of this wonderfullness for me :) Thank you so much! I don't even have any of it yet and it already makes me more happy than you will ever know. So, hopefully I can get all of them before Christmas, but we'll have to see :) 

Heh that's funny. I realize I've probably done the worst job of anyone in the world at describing who my companion is :) I would say he is completely the opposite of a trial for me. Actually I take that back :) He is. But that's because he pushes me to become my best. There are so many things that I have been able to acheive and do, only because I had him as a way to help me acomplish that. :) When I say he's burny and girl crazy, I wouldn't say he's any worse than myself :) It's mostly just if he smells one. It's more of a joke than anything else :) If I was to get completely serious on you, I would say be completely honest and tell you than Elder Anderson has changed me for the rest of my life. He loves my more personally and deeply than I can understand, And of every person I can or could ever think of, there was not one that could be more well hand-picked than him. The fact that he is my companion was complete revalation, and neither of us want to go anywhere. We are going through an exteremely difficult time on our missions, but despite that we are more united, and lift and strengthen each other as much as is humanly possible. The amount of progress I've made on my mission is on large part him, no matter if it's language, teaching, people, missionary work, or personal growth. Anything. We both have what the other lack, and can lift and strengthen each other. 

Anyways no I didn't get to go to the Christmas Concert... :( Sad day. I would only go if we had an investigator, and all of ours dropped off the face of the planet right before it all happened... sad. oh well. You can't win them all :) I did watch the whole Christmas Concert from like... 2007 (with sidssel) while I made cookies for dinner one night! That was fun! So I'm not completely deprived. :) K well... that's about it for answering questions. We are making hand-made candles for some of the old ladies that we visit, and I scrounged together some pretty good american Chocolate Chip Cookies for some of the families in the ward :) It's hard when Vanilla, Brown sugar, and Chocolate Chips, and Shortening, doen't exsist here. Thankfully the old senior missionary couple helped me :) 

I'm going to go crazy.... Hobbitssss... Everywhere..... Around the T-bane stasjon.... :) I want to know... Has anyone seen it yet? How good is it? Actually... Don't tell me. :) I would burn. I'll just have to wait for that. :) Also.
Does anyone realize that this is my last email home..... See everyone on the other side! 

Ok. Well I wish that I had 5 hours to write to you guys. Because basically it would take that long to write all of the incredible experiences I've had this week. Don't get me wrong. It wasn't all farts and sunshine, and there were times where if I had tripped and fallen, I probably wouldn't have gotten back up. But I would probably count this week as an early Christmas gift to me. :) I don't even know really where to start with that. Basically our week consisted of a lot of appointments falling through, us going to the completely wrong side of the fjord for an appointment, and just a bunch of other things. This being almost the entire transfer like this so far, it took a lot out of me, to keep pushing to be effective and stay positive. I will say that we were very blessed for our efforts to just keep going, and never give up. I was lead more by the spirit this week than I probably ever have been in my life. Almost every single day I knew where to go what to do and what to say. I always thought something like that wouldn't be as incredible as I think it is now. On tuesday, we felt impressed to walk up this weird little sidepath that led into a grove of trees and pretty much the middle of nowhere. But we did, and talked to the first guy we stopped for like 45 minutes. the only problem with this, is that it was about -15 degrees Celcius and all we did was stand. ow. I literally do not think I've ever had my whole body lose as much heat as it did at that time and be as cold. The Freezing Humid air literally rips through whatever it is your wearing almost instantly when you walk outside. I wasn't ever warm for like 2 days afterwords. Though we don't know why we were led to that guy, we did know that it was the spirit that led us there. He was pretty funny though :) He had us call upon the name of the Lord with him to be saved... Oh the things you do on missions :) I wish i had had that videotaped. 

Moving on later that week, we went out contacting one day on our way to the church, and literally I felt impressed not to stop people, and Anderson ended up stopping this way cool lady who we just barely met with an hour ago again. She's cool :) We went the next day to find the address that she had given us... which really wasn't an address it was just the number 15 and her name.... We didn't even have a street name, just what she had pointed at. So after trying for about 40 minutes we said a prayer and finally found the place that she had told us about. Unfortunately we had to try back again today cause she was busy but today, I just kept going through all the locked doors in her building until we found her :) She was super Koselig :) and Hyggelig Anyways. 

Later that first night we hurried after helping at the center to go out knocking. As we prayed for where to go I felt impressed to go try a potential investigator back who lived about 40 minutes away. I knew that was a lot of wasted travel time on the chance that he wasn't home again because we didn't have that much time, but I knew I needed to go there so we went. As we got to his door his lights were off and we knew he wasn't home again. I knew we were there for a reason though so we continued down the small path looking for some other houses we could knock on. Basically we found nothing, and we had spent almost all our time in just traveling. But as we walked back I turned off the path to go up to an apartment building. Now, normally we don't knock whole apt buildings because the Main door requires a code or someone to let you in, but we decided to try this one because all the doors were accessible. After humoursly watching my poor companion from arizona struggle up the slippery hill behind me refusing any help because of his stubornness, we knocked on the first door. A little boy came to the door, and we asked for his parents. When his mom came to the door, i started by talking about faith, and then for almost no reason at all, finished my sentence with: Have you heard of the book of Mormon? 
This is basically what she said: 

   Yes actually, I just read it. And I really liked the part where it talks about life after death. My faith doesn't believe in that. :) .... 
Well, have you ever seen the missionaries before or talked to us? 
   Nope she said. 
Do you know where you got the book from?
   It was a long time ago and I don't really remember. Hey I have some questions....

Basically..... She's what missionaries might call a golden investigator :) Like. I don't think I can explain just how much of a miracle this is. Of the over 1 million people in my entire area, we were led to one door that night. The only one. There is absolutely no way that we did that. Tell me where there is a person like that anywhere else. Elder Anderson said, it is probably the most prepared person he's ever met on his mission. She literally was in the middle of nowhere. She has kids... like... If that is not a miracle I don't know what is. 

Then the next day we were led to a street, and there were about 4 or 5 people right in a row. You can't pick them all but I knew exactly the one to talk to. His name is Kim, and by the end of about 20 minutes he asked if there was any way that we could meet with him again. He, is also Norwegian. and ... like wow! He asked me why I stopped him, and as prompted I basically told him I knew exactly who to talk to out of all those people. Again, Elder Anderson said probably one of the most prepared people he's met on his entire mission. (There were 2!) 

That's just the beggining. We met with a hardcore Atheist, who in reality is not atheist. :) Sorry, but Atheism doesn't exsist. But he did have a socialogical explanaition for every function in christianity and religion in general. Last time he kinda lectured us on philisophical principles. This time he still talked the most, but we led him to the point he admitted He knew  that God exsisted and that he just wasn't willing to do anything about it. Probably one of the smartest men I've ever met, knows like 8 languages, and teaches philosophy and the university, and we basically showed him that he had the knowledge, and that everything else was just him proving to himself that he didn't have to do anything about it. That is our job :) We brought him to the point that he himself could make the choice even if he wasn't willing to do that. That doesn't happen through wrote lessons 1,2,3, and 4, that happens because you listen to him and listen to the spirit. I could go on. :) But just know that The Lord is in this work.

The last while has been hard, but also extremely rewarding. I truly love being here, and I'm sooooo SUPER excited to teach the people that we just found after Christmas. Even if nothing happens. Even if everyone falls off the face of the planet again and again and again, I know that I won't give up :) I have learned humility only in the way you can learn it directly from experiences with the spirit. I have learned Diligence, patience, trust, and love. As I told Dad, for me it is not important how long that you can stay standing during the fight, it's about how many times you can pick yourself back up again. That's what endurance is. 

So that's really my Christmas Gift to all of you! :) K well it's not really mine... but anyway. :) Just know that your son, brother, cousin, grandson, nephew, friend, whoever I am to you, is having a rough go, but that he is doing what he needs to, and is loving all of it (k well, there are those times where you just lie on the ground and feel like dying... but hey :)). Also know that he loves you. A lot. And though he may not be able to write many handwritten letters to you today, he wanted to share some special things that he had seen this week. And as apparent by the length of this email, spent a considerable amount of time to tell you all of this :) I hope thats ok :) I hope you all have the most fantastically wonderful Christmas ever! Some other time when I have less important things to talk about I'll share some of the cool Norwegain Christmas traditions that I'm learning about. Really, Norway's the place to be man :) Being 'the missionary' of the family I could lecture you all on the meaning of Christmas, but I won't do that :) You already know :) You all are much smarter than me, even if you don't know it :) So just do somehting with it!

Have a superly Fantastical Christmas everyone!

Love,

Christopher


December 11, 2012

Hi Mom!!

I don't have a whole lot of time to email... In fact I have almost none, because we have to teach someone in like a half hour, so maybe I'll have to finish this email afterwords, but I really don't have a whole lot to say about this week. :) 

It's interesting for me because now, just as I am figuring out who I am as a missionary, feeling like I'm doing my very best in everything, our whole area is pretty much having to start over from scratch. I did go on splits with my DL for the first time which was pretty cool. I had one of my first frozen meals (other than the normal pizza we have regularly every P day :) Other than that there wasn't anything super exciting :) Elder Anderson started sleepwalking in the middle of the night a couple of nights ago and wakes me up and starts making fun of me for sleeping in. Then I looked at the clock and it was like 1 in the morning. I just showed him the clock and watched as his brain tried to catch up to what was going on. It was funny :) I fell asleep instantly again after that which was a blessing. Also I ate whale this morning. With Tyttebær and sour cream. On this crackerish thingy. It was actually waaaay good :) We visited a member from the phillipines (I know I spelled that wrong) and she fed us some of the best food on the planet. The dessert she fed us was this giant egg thingy that was way sweet and waaaayy weird. It was like a giant marshmallow made of just egg and milk. 

Also I went on splits with President this week :) He came out contacting with me on the street. Only problem is that he doesn't really speak Norwegian. :) It was fun though because we actually did really well, and I didn't even really stress out. It was fun though and we found some new people to teach. 

Ummm.... That's about all I got on fun things about me. We got a ton of people who wanted us over for dinner this week, so it was fun to feel loved and and super good food! To answer your question, teaching the Norwegian Intermediate class is basically me teaching about 10 people the norwegian language in english. mmmm yup :) It was slightly stressful at the beginning but it lately it was just fun. I've gotten over the whole, stress out a ton about things now :) It's also interesting to see how long all of them have been and I can still answer all of their questions. 

K. To assuade all of your fears.... YES. I GOT YOUR PACKAGE!!!! I almost died with joy! It actually helped a ton yesterday. :) It had just been a hard week and even though I was feeling down, I just listened to Christmas music, wrote some Happy things down and Decorated my christmas tree! It was so much fun. Yes it made me miss home a little. But I've been suprised lately how much I enjoy being in Norway, just as I get used to trusting in the Lord, and all the experiences he is giving me here. So basically I just loved how much everything reminded me of you guys, and just honestly made me feel loved. If your goal was to make me feel loved, goal = accomplished X 1100. Really, I can't even believe how fantastic you guys are. I was thinking I would be relatively lucky if I got one package. I know that there is another package already in Norway, the problem is is that it takes about a week to get the pakcage from the office in Sandvika to here. And for some stupid reason the Ap's just didn't bring it with them. So, for future reference, just send things to my living adress. THat way, it has the chance of getting there a week earlier, and even if I do move, You can redirect things in Norway for free, so the missionaries could just do that for me :) Just you know, for future reference. :) Anyways. I felt super loved this week. :) 

The only problem with this is that I literally don't have the time to give much back to you guys. :P After I finish emails alone, I usually only have like 3 hours after that... Basically, even if I knew what I wanted to get anyone, I don't really have the time to do so :P So. I feel bad. I'm sorry in advance that I can't do anything for you guys. I will send all the love I can, but it's just going to have to wait until I get home :) 

In terms of the Risk game I wouldn't worry about it. :) Me and E. Anderson have fallen in love with Settlers of Catan and its pretty much the best ever. It's one of those things I'll remember a lot about serving with E. Anderson. Is just how much fun we had. And the kinds of things I did to keep us focused :) It was just an Idea I had before. Also, in terms of recorders, most people just have simple ones that create MP3's that you can just send in emails. And as for the call I have no Idea. Right now our plan is to spend Christmas day with the crazy awesome British family in the ward. :) She said she could set up skype from there. In terms of when though It would definatley be earlier in the day for guys. between 8 - 12 :) Anyways. That's all I know.

Literally I love you all so much! I can't tell you how incredible it was to see all of that come from literally every single member of my family (except you aubrey and rachelle but apparently you guys will be coming soon :) In case none of my cousins get my emails or anything tell them thank you so much at the Christmas party! I'll miss you guys so much! 

With all the Kjærlighet I have to offer!

Christopher :D

P.S. Please note my winter coat in this picture. :D It was an early Christmas Present from my best friend :) so to answer your question: I'm not going to be cold this winter. It's actually quite cozy outside :D

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

December 4, 2012

HAllloo Mawmswchwinn!

Well, that's pretty much the end of all that nice spring weather we were having last week. New current temperature = Very cold :) But actually it's a lot better that i'm here rather than in Alta or Hamar or something. Apparently it's already a lot colder there than it is here in Oslo. It's interesting that the more the sun shines here... the colder it is. It's really quite amazing the amount of insulation that the clouds over the city give you :) 

So how is everyone who isn't frozen doing? :) I actually, as of yet, have not recieved any packages. :) But. I did call the office last week to order some stuff and they said that they had forwarded some my way :) (i honestly don't know why they didn't just have the Ap's bring it when they came down or something. It feels like that would be a lot cheaper and a lot faster to do.,..) So if you do end up sending another package, just send it straight to my apt. It will be a lot more likely to get to me that way. Also. How in the world are you coming up with the money to buy multiple packages for me and fill them with... things!?!? I'm really doing fine :) I actually had questions about this. What the heck is my budget for the next little while. Well really for my whole mission. I just really don't have any idea. cause, there are a few really cool things that I want to be able to get... :) Also you didn't answer my question!?! When is it you people want packages from me? 

Other than that it sounds like things have been slightly hecktic lately :) And exciting. :) The ward party sounds super funny. I actually honestly can't imagine where my brothers get this weird little showoffiness from :) I hated doing stuff in front of other people. Still do :) You people definatlely did not pick that up from me. THat's for sure. :) THat would also be slightly hilarious if we were able to talk to Eriks grandma. IT's interesting that you mentioned how you can see where their family comes from when you see her. That's one thing you learn very quickly about the norwegian people. They are just different. ( I would also add, that the Heras family is the most norwegian like family I've met in the US) When you ask missionaries what is most different, they always say it's mostly just the people. it can be described in a comparison between a dinner appointment between an american or british family even, with a completely norwegian family. Norwegians are really just reserved, polite, and very hard to get into, and love to chill in their little box. whereas Americans are a lot more open about friendships and trust. One thing we talk about a lot as a companionship is how to get past the Norwegian wall. One thing doesn't work. That's being a missionary. Being Chris lets me get past it though :) Because of this you literally have to do 'missionary work' in a slightly different way. Anyways. It's really hard to describe. I'll prolly get better at that as I see and experience more of the Norwegian culture. 

In terms of this week it was actually a really fun week. Also an incredible growth period for me as well. I had heard it all the time that your mission changes you and makes you better but I really never knew what parts of this to believe or not. I remember worrying before my mission if I would be able to find things in myself that I could change to become a better person. I would say now, my worry is that after 2 years I'll actually be good enough to really do anything. Somehow, the Lord took who I was before, and brought me so low in humilty I almost couldn't even look up anymore. I don't even know how he did it. I remember this week we had had a frustrating day, with 0 success, lots of rain, and lots of dissapointment. Every appointment we had no one showed up and I was trying to keep us going mostly because my companion litterally hated the world on this occasion (because of a call from the president that morning telling him he had to stop contact with his converts) it was near the end and finally we decided to take a little break and go stand on the opera house roof. I remember standing there in my dimpy little raincoat just staring out across the bay with the ships and the small lights and just for a few minutes feeling at the same time both as low and as humble as can be and yet from somewhere I also knew that in these times, where all you have left is the lord, you are the strongest. I think the point at which I came to grips with the fact that I'm supposed to be feeling like this all the time was a good one. Because then I can look and I can enjoy what I do despite the fact that everyone who promised they were coming to church doesn't come, and you literally lose contact with every single person you had. (that was a sad calling time... when 0 people answer...) I would call the feelings that I have are dissappointment, but definately not discouragement. Despite it being one of the hardest and least successful weeks yet, A you have to expect to have a bad week after you have one your best, and B: The amount of spiritual experiences that I had this week were quite a bit more than usual. They are just simple things, like praying for love, and feeling it for the people you see despite whatever reaction they give you, or a really good personal study where you learn things that you can do better.  But really. I didn't even know the meaning of the word humble before my mission. It's really quite hard to explain :) 

Did I mention that it was a fun week? :) Let me answer some questions to elaborate further:

Chris, what is the weridest thing you've eaten on your mission? 
A: Dried Reindeer Heart.... Woa. Duuuuude. 

Chris, how delicious was this dried reindeer heart?
A: It tasted like dirt. 

Chris, have you even seen a reindeer?
A: yes. yes I have :) Right by this uber legit iceskating rink in the middle of the central park :)

Chris, what do you do in the hour or so that you have for free time after nightly planning?
A: Fly the little toy helicopter I fixed around the apt. :) Also when we have E. Holligshead and E. Linge visiting (which has happened like 4 times now) we get a llttle crazier and aim it at each other and go full throttle)

Chris, I've heard rumors that you've stolen a board game from the nearby Young Adult Center. What do you have to say against such accusations?
A: It's either keep your burny, girl crazy companion (and yourself :) occupied for that short time by playing every settup of Settlers of Catan possible, or end up just being bored and letting your thoughts hate everything. I personally think it is a great way to bond with companion, and keep focused. 

Chris, how well do you feel like you were trained when you have 3 kids with british accents jumping all over you and trying to pull you apparent lack of hair out?
A: I would say I have some previous experience with dealing with crazy children who may or may not have intended to injure me.

Chris, how did you manage to gain so much weight?
A: I.... eat. :D Take that whetten genes!

Chris, what is different about a Norwegian taco?
A: Norwegians put corn and cucumbers on everything. Literally. Also they don't like spicy. At all. bunch a wimps....

Chris, What is whitewashing as defined in the code of missionaries section 9467?
A: Having 2 new missionaries come take the place of the old, rather than leaving one who actually knows what he's doing in the area :) (ps. familes don't get whitewashed. For example, I was whitewashed into a completely new area... fun stuff!) 

Chris, what is you favorite word in Norwegain?
A: Well. I will probably use Koselig... for the rest of my life :) My everyday english vocabulary is starting to blande with norwegian a lot though :) 

Chris, what exactly is your favorite thing about serving a mission thus far?
A: That is a really interesting question.... I'll get back to you on that :) 


Ok, well thank you folks, Chris will not be taking anymore questions at this time... If you want more information on the Normal Life of a Missionary in Norway  please call the toll number at the bottom of the screen, or just wait for a few more weeks, when we will be airing again on : Skype. 

Thank you all for tuning in and have a wonderful week videre! ...

Elsk,

Christopher ^_^

ps. HERE aRE SOME PICTURES!!! WOOOTT :) pps. the one trying to lick my friend Elder Godfrey is elder Anderson... Yups :) THat's my companion :D

HAllloo Mawmswchwinn!

Well, that's pretty much the end of all that nice spring weather we were having last week. New current temperature = Very cold :) But actually it's a lot better that i'm here rather than in Alta or Hamar or something. Apparently it's already a lot colder there than it is here in Oslo. It's interesting that the more the sun shines here... the colder it is. It's really quite amazing the amount of insulation that the clouds over the city give you :) 

So how is everyone who isn't frozen doing? :) I actually, as of yet, have not recieved any packages. :) But. I did call the office last week to order some stuff and they said that they had forwarded some my way :) (i honestly don't know why they didn't just have the Ap's bring it when they came down or something. It feels like that would be a lot cheaper and a lot faster to do.,..) So if you do end up sending another package, just send it straight to my apt. It will be a lot more likely to get to me that way. Also. How in the world are you coming up with the money to buy multiple packages for me and fill them with... things!?!? I'm really doing fine :) I actually had questions about this. What the heck is my budget for the next little while. Well really for my whole mission. I just really don't have any idea. cause, there are a few really cool things that I want to be able to get... :) Also you didn't answer my question!?! When is it you people want packages from me? 

Other than that it sounds like things have been slightly hecktic lately :) And exciting. :) The ward party sounds super funny. I actually honestly can't imagine where my brothers get this weird little showoffiness from :) I hated doing stuff in front of other people. Still do :) You people definatlely did not pick that up from me. THat's for sure. :) THat would also be slightly hilarious if we were able to talk to Eriks grandma. IT's interesting that you mentioned how you can see where their family comes from when you see her. That's one thing you learn very quickly about the norwegian people. They are just different. ( I would also add, that the Heras family is the most norwegian like family I've met in the US) When you ask missionaries what is most different, they always say it's mostly just the people. it can be described in a comparison between a dinner appointment between an american or british family even, with a completely norwegian family. Norwegians are really just reserved, polite, and very hard to get into, and love to chill in their little box. whereas Americans are a lot more open about friendships and trust. One thing we talk about a lot as a companionship is how to get past the Norwegian wall. One thing doesn't work. That's being a missionary. Being Chris lets me get past it though :) Because of this you literally have to do 'missionary work' in a slightly different way. Anyways. It's really hard to describe. I'll prolly get better at that as I see and experience more of the Norwegian culture. 

In terms of this week it was actually a really fun week. Also an incredible growth period for me as well. I had heard it all the time that your mission changes you and makes you better but I really never knew what parts of this to believe or not. I remember worrying before my mission if I would be able to find things in myself that I could change to become a better person. I would say now, my worry is that after 2 years I'll actually be good enough to really do anything. Somehow, the Lord took who I was before, and brought me so low in humilty I almost couldn't even look up anymore. I don't even know how he did it. I remember this week we had had a frustrating day, with 0 success, lots of rain, and lots of dissapointment. Every appointment we had no one showed up and I was trying to keep us going mostly because my companion litterally hated the world on this occasion (because of a call from the president that morning telling him he had to stop contact with his converts) it was near the end and finally we decided to take a little break and go stand on the opera house roof. I remember standing there in my dimpy little raincoat just staring out across the bay with the ships and the small lights and just for a few minutes feeling at the same time both as low and as humble as can be and yet from somewhere I also knew that in these times, where all you have left is the lord, you are the strongest. I think the point at which I came to grips with the fact that I'm supposed to be feeling like this all the time was a good one. Because then I can look and I can enjoy what I do despite the fact that everyone who promised they were coming to church doesn't come, and you literally lose contact with every single person you had. (that was a sad calling time... when 0 people answer...) I would call the feelings that I have are dissappointment, but definately not discouragement. Despite it being one of the hardest and least successful weeks yet, A you have to expect to have a bad week after you have one your best, and B: The amount of spiritual experiences that I had this week were quite a bit more than usual. They are just simple things, like praying for love, and feeling it for the people you see despite whatever reaction they give you, or a really good personal study where you learn things that you can do better.  But really. I didn't even know the meaning of the word humble before my mission. It's really quite hard to explain :) 

Did I mention that it was a fun week? :) Let me answer some questions to elaborate further:

Chris, what is the weridest thing you've eaten on your mission? 
A: Dried Reindeer Heart.... Woa. Duuuuude. 

Chris, how delicious was this dried reindeer heart?
A: It tasted like dirt. 

Chris, have you even seen a reindeer?
A: yes. yes I have :) Right by this uber legit iceskating rink in the middle of the central park :)

Chris, what do you do in the hour or so that you have for free time after nightly planning?
A: Fly the little toy helicopter I fixed around the apt. :) Also when we have E. Holligshead and E. Linge visiting (which has happened like 4 times now) we get a llttle crazier and aim it at each other and go full throttle)

Chris, I've heard rumors that you've stolen a board game from the nearby Young Adult Center. What do you have to say against such accusations?
A: It's either keep your burny, girl crazy companion (and yourself :) occupied for that short time by playing every settup of Settlers of Catan possible, or end up just being bored and letting your thoughts hate everything. I personally think it is a great way to bond with companion, and keep focused. 

Chris, how well do you feel like you were trained when you have 3 kids with british accents jumping all over you and trying to pull you apparent lack of hair out?
A: I would say I have some previous experience with dealing with crazy children who may or may not have intended to injure me.

Chris, how did you manage to gain so much weight?
A: I.... eat. :D Take that whetten genes!

Chris, what is different about a Norwegian taco?
A: Norwegians put corn and cucumbers on everything. Literally. Also they don't like spicy. At all. bunch a wimps....

Chris, What is whitewashing as defined in the code of missionaries section 9467?
A: Having 2 new missionaries come take the place of the old, rather than leaving one who actually knows what he's doing in the area :) (ps. familes don't get whitewashed. For example, I was whitewashed into a completely new area... fun stuff!) 

Chris, what is you favorite word in Norwegain?
A: Well. I will probably use Koselig... for the rest of my life :) My everyday english vocabulary is starting to blande with norwegian a lot though :) 

Chris, what exactly is your favorite thing about serving a mission thus far?
A: That is a really interesting question.... I'll get back to you on that :) 


Ok, well thank you folks, Chris will not be taking anymore questions at this time... If you want more information on the Normal Life of a Missionary in Norway  please call the toll number at the bottom of the screen, or just wait for a few more weeks, when we will be airing again on : Skype. 

Thank you all for tuning in and have a wonderful week videre! ...

Elsk,

Christopher ^_^

ps. HERE aRE SOME PICTURES!!! WOOOTT :) pps. the one trying to lick my friend Elder Godfrey is elder Anderson... Yups :) THat's my companion :D


Monday, November 26, 2012

November 26, 2012

HI Momsicle!!!

Hey! Ever'body else! Call mom momsicle! It'll be fun! 

Ok mom. Jeg gidder ikke å gjøre noe ellers.... Whats the translastion for that.... basically I can't be bothered to do anything else :) Aka i'm lazy. I hope that's good though! :) 
Business First: no I haven't gotten a package. Did you send one! Thats soo exciting! :D
I forgot a couple things for my christmas list!!! 
-a nice looking sweater. Preferably with color :) (i would get one here but they are sahuper expensive) 
-a recorder. This is more for you guys in reality. Mostly I want to be able to just send an audio file rather than writing for 9000 years.  
-erm... ooh! if you could find a very tiny version of risk. That would be awesome. I don't even know if those exsist though :) 
 
K well.... my week was.... Awesome. I don't even know why. It was just fun. Monday night I went on splits again with the same guy elder lillywhite I did at the beginning (where I got my ticket) only this time I was basically going to pirate one of the families that they are working with (because they were getting whitewashed). It was super fun. Talking to adults in norwegian is still pretty normal for me but talking to the little 12 year old kid was just fun. The Norsk tacos they fed us were also super good. They served the meat in a little um...... what would you call it... like a supsended bowl that had a little candle under it to keep it warm. It was super cool. It's also nice because I don't have to exert myself that much to understand what people are saying. So much easier. ANyways they were way cool. 
Tuesday.... oh yeah... hmm. I'll have to send some pictures next week because I forgot my cord... Sorry! I'll repent! Basically it was the last day before everyone moved, and there were some missionaries going home so we all went out and bought k babs which was really fun. That night we taught one of our progressing invs. with a member, and afterwords that member (25 year old guy with crazy hair, and.... he's so cool. THats all I can say about him) took us to a chinease resturaunt for dinner. It was really fun. I also am now the only teacher for the intermediate norwegian class. I have no Idea who's Idea it was to make me in charge of that but its not good :) Acutally its fun. I just don't feel like that great of a teacher. 

We visited Laila again this week. I don't remember if I mentioned her or not, but she is a 70 year old less active norwegian lady who is super nice, and feeds us SUPER good desserts whenever we go over. It's fun. I think in that whole 2 hour visit me and anderson said maybe... 9 sentences. She really just needs to talk. It's cool though. She wants to come back to church and eventually get to the temple. (I miss the temple so badly) We also got to move Mia this week with her family. It took like half the day but it was super fun. It was funny because Mia thinks i'm just this completely pure and innocent angel boy (that's my nickname) and she didn't want to see me have to move all of her stuff. She's so funny. Her mom also fed us a cake from what apparently is the best cake shop in Norway. I beleive. them. a lot. IT was SOOO good. Literally. I didn't think a cake could be that good. It was perfection. That's how I would describe it :D Thanksgiving actually..... hmm. I forgot about it. Turns out the couple here wasn't doing one with us, so we didn't actually have thanksgiving. I forgot about it to be honest. I didn't realize it was thanksgiving until that night. We did have spaghetti with a really cool family though. They had a little 1 year old girl who was super cute. She kept coming over and trying to attack my scriptures :) Anyways. It was fun. 

Lest everyone think I'm completly apostate and all I do is have fun at this point.... actually that's about it :) I have fun. But. In terms of success this week was one of our best. ( and worst... not our fault though :( ) We had a couple come to church yesterday who was super cool. Just to put in perspective how rare it is for couples to be baptized... just know it doesn't happen :) There has only been one couple in like... 5 years. Anyways they said they are coming to church every week and well... we'll just have to see. I don't know yet. But it would be super cool. In terms of poopieness the hard part was losing contact with Konrad. I'm pretty sure I mentioned him before. Basically he just dropped off the face of the planet. So that was really hard. But in all it was a really good week. Me and my comp. had a special fast for the things we wanted to accomplish this transfer, and it is just cool to know that you are doing what you need to be doing. I would also say I feel the prayers and the help i'm recieving in a very real way. I cannot say that I am perfect, but I am defenitely growing a changing like I need to be. 

That's about all I got for now :) It's so fun to hear about how all of you guys are doing at home! Just keep living it up, because honestly life is awesome! 

From the tall (not so skinny anymore dude...) running around Norway,

- Eldste Christopher Whetten

... No seriously. I've gained weight. I broke the 150 barrier this week! Woot! Go team not excercising!

PS. I SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO SEND PICTURES NEXT WEEK :)

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

November 19, 2012

HIIIIII MÅÅÅMAA!!!!

HI! So I have a question. Do these emails that I send you keep getting sent to everyone else as well? I don't really know anymore :) It's much more natural just to write directly to you. :) When was it..... It was a day earlier this week where I had just had a super up and down sort of day. You know, the one where you have about 70000 emotions all at once and you A: can't write them down, and B: You don't really have anyone right there that you can talk about them with. Don't get me wrong, Elder Anderson is probably one of the coolest people I will ever get the chance to know in my entire life, and he's a great listener, I just... can't speak like I could with you :

So. This week was probably one of my favorite ever. I'll start with the biggest news... I'M MOVING TO: oslo. GUESS WHO MY COMPANION IS!!!!!???????????? Anderson :) Again. I think he's going to kill me after 4 1\2 months. Me and him are probably equally surprised about this. Probably because, he is a very not normal missionary who will ingrain inside of me many of the things that he does, that are never going to come out again. I only remember 2 compliments I've ever gotten from him. The biggest is that he said I don't have anything else to learn from him, and that he said I'm completely prepared to take on pretty much anything or anyone at this point. You will enjoy especially mom, some of the biggest things I've learned from him are to not stress about time or numbers or anything. He does missionary work by being a non-missionary sort of person. Missionary work that involves really strengthening the area, people, missionaries and others around you, rather than worrying about how many teaches or investigators you have. (which btw we do pretty well at regardless) 

My point is: I'm excited. A lot. He will be with me longer than anyone else on his mission before, and I'm going to be with him within a couple months of his going home. In missions you have a Father who is your first comp. and then a Mother who is you second companion. (who finishes the little training book we have) I am going to be a single parent child so to speak, which will affect a lot what happens to me throughout my mission. The good news is, we have been entirely on the same page about everything for the last little while, with companionship unity being one of the best things we do, far beyond to actually being really good friends. Anyways. We'll see how that goes :) 

Also you mentioned a change in transfer lengths. Right now they are 9 week transfers :P Which actaully is perfect I think. President wants to change it to 12 weeks because that's how often we'll be getting new missionaries now. Bleh. 12 weeks is too long. That means I'll have 6 transfers after this one. Oh well. I'm not in charge! 

In other news of what happened this week: Guess What!?!? Our primary program was yesterday too! Guess what else? Norwegian kids are way cuter than american kids :) Every missionary's dream is to have a little norwegian kid one day. Cause really. It's soo fantastic.  Also norwegian pancakes are super good. You take bacon bits, slather it with jam and roll it up like a soft taco. :) mmmm. Jeg gleder meg til at jeg kan dele norske mat med dere :D We also had a baptism this week for this really cool dude named Hakim. The dude's a stud. THe sisters have been teaching him since I got here and it was way cool to see him get døpt! 
We also had an investigator there with us for the baptism. Did you know that 85% of investagtors who see dåps get døpt!?! thats awesome! Dåp= batism btw. å døpe = to baptize :D I'm tired of typing the word baptism :) Lets Dåp som people! Anyways. We have several progressing investigators now, and I guess we'll just have to see how that goes with them. All I can say is like... ah! All you want is for them to find out that it's true. Anyways. 

We met this way cool girl from trondheim on the street this week, who we ended up teaching the next day. I remember the first day,I couldn't really undrstand that much of what she said because Her dialect was waaay weird. Seriously though they use tons of different words like what would be pronounced Va, to me the prounounce Kæ. It's weird. like for realzies. But. The second day without even realizing it, I could understand her completely and participate in the conversation. I didn't even notice it until later, when Anderson looked over at me when we going back to help the Ap's  and said: You understood her today didn't you? I said yes, and he just shrugged and smiled a little. It's always a good reminder to know where my language skills really come from :) 

OOOh!!! I played the piano at the dåps meeting on saturday. by the time I practiced enough to play the songs I had them memorized :) It was pretty comical though. Elder Godfrey who we have now named elder Goob ( litterally you know exactly who is now :) was trying to learn how to conduct from me which was really funny :) I guess all that practicing paid off after all! I also taught an intermediate norwegian class all by myself this week which was only slightly awesome :) Oooh also guess What!? Since i'm not moving I'm actually having thanksgiving with all of the other young single adults here! (with food made by the ekte par... i mean senior couple here! ) they also moved moves day up one day so that the people going home could be there for thanksgiving. 

I was thinking I would send my christmas list in the handwritten letter today but you probably need it before the letter will get there.... 5 weeks!?!?!? boo. Kristy usually gets them the same week if I send them on monday... ;D so. I actually have a few things suprisingly... 

-A scarf. I'm not sure if you can hand do one in time but really. In terms of things I'll A: use B: love, this probably tops the list. 
-I need a couple more ties :) Get creative! Also. I cracked :) I'm not sure if I told you but the skinny tie look has grown on me a ton. Not super skinny. But like medium ish I loooove! And I don't have any yet. P.s. if there more than about 25 bucks I can get some cool norwegain ones instead. (don't know how exspensive they are) mostly I hate picking ties. :) Go team! 
-I still need journals. Like... soon! (i'm on the last limbs of the one i'm using :) 
-Music!!! HOly smokes! I need like.... a lot more. :) Mostly I'm thinking of things like laurnes flute music would be perfect, and enya and stuff like that. Anything that is just nice and quiet and awesome is what I need :) I want Sissel!!!! (norwegian person! it's sooo awesome!) maybe i'll get some here and send it home... :)
-Socks. :) I need some more gym type socks (no show is the only thing I will wear... just sayin) I've worn holes the two pair I brought. 
-I want everyone to do something creative and send me it. :) You all can decide what that is. 
-Maybe some sort of easily transportable picture. like, that I can hang up on my wall or something. Nothing fancy though!

In terms of sending stuff home... that's kinda up to you guys. :) The way that all the other missionaries send stuff home is by spending 550 kr. for a box that has a 20 ish pound limit. THats 100$ appx. THen there's the matter of I don't really have anything right now I could send home :S And it's going to be pretty expensive to send anything. So that's up to you guys. I'm definately doing things but in terms of a full blown package i'm not sure if you guys want that or not. Guaranteed I'll send at least one, But it's up to you guys really. 

K well. Dude. I wish I could see that video now. Apparantly pogosticking has gone crazy in our family and Matthew keeps claiming he'll send me stuff but he never has :) I guess it's prolly too big. Also... Dude! I'm prolly going to get to go to a Norwegain Christmas Concert! The lady singing is the rival to Sissel from Bergen ( member of the church btw) it'll be awesome :) 

Same as you, it's fun to get handwritten letters. But, it's so much easier to figure what's actually going on through emails. :) Just keep in mind I'll send handwritten letters to those who send them :) 

K. Well I love you all so much!!! I think i've said everything I need in this letter sooo. yeah! Tons of loves! I'm going to go relax and destressify. 

Love the little dude running around in Norge,

Christopher

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

November 12, 2012

HI Momma!

K i'm just going to respond to your email for a sec...
Sorry. Snart is Norsk for soon :) I didn't realize that one. The english language needs a word like koselig. :) (prounounced Cooshely)...sort of . :) Just tell me and I'll translate stuff :)

***********When did I ever say the Echo shoes hurt my feet?!?!?!?!?************* It was my tennis shoes. And i already got new ones :) Dude my echo shoes are bosslike. LIke, they couldnt be more perfect. There are no problems here :) !!!!

To be honest, I don't think I'm going to have Thanksgiving this year either, because it is moves day :) Crazy! I have like 10 more days left, and then I could move again! I dont really want to! ARGGH! We have like 4 people were are trying to get baptismal commitments with this week, and I can almost... garantee that one of them goes through, and I don't want to miss that. :P
Sigh... I guess we really don't get to pick. Also it's weird because I'm sad and not sad to be getting a new companion. I didn't think anyone could ever have the effect on me like he has, but at the same time Im excited to have a companion where that "Greenyness" never exsited. I honestly couldn't tell you how he feels because He really doesn't show like any emotion at all but I would have to guess it's been good for him too. I dunno. :) He's just an extremely stoic person who likes messing with people :) But I've come a lot farther than I thought I could before him.

To answer your questions I think we are both feeling much better now than before. This last week was my turn to get sick and I'm just mostly getting over it today. It wasn't as bad as his however so it didn't really change anything we did. It's just more fun when you don't have a headache and a sore throat all day when you're talking to people. This week was a lot of fun though. We had a lot more dinners this week than I've ever had before! We met with a Norsk family with three little boys 5 and under, and it was a ton of fun :) Dude I love little boys. THey are so crazy and fun :) Then we met with a guy from taiwain who had us over for dinner. And it was make it yourself sushi. mmmmm I've never had sushi before but it was waayyy good. :) LIke.... mmmm. And yesterday we actually met with a british family. Heh. British accents are so cool. Especially on little kids. It was funny because one of the boys wouldn't eat, so I ended up playing rock paper scissors, and the loser had to eat a bite of food. Needless to say I'm good and figuring out how to beat him when he tells me what I should be :) it was super fun. dude. I miss kids. Ok mostly my family :) Anyways, THis week was super fun. I taught the Norwegian class on thursday... and yup.

OOh I did go knocking this week. We got all 6 elders together along with 4 members and went and knocked on doors. It was really cool to be with all of them. Kinda like a small army. I went with a swedish guy :) He was cool. Hard to understand though. We also had a guy who we met with before and didn't want to meet again who is now super positive. Way cool! ANywas. I want to go play crud. A Super fun pool game with. yeah. Don't want to explain that right now.

But first... How, was I not told that Sarah was getting married in a month.... Lauren. You're in trouble. :) or maybe sarah. Say that to her. Also make sure if you do see a cool movie,  really do make a list for me. That will help a lot :)

I'm not sure if you knew this but I actually will be able to skype you guys on christmas. It's not just a call :) And yes I don't think there is a problem with Kristy coming :) Soooo yeah. I think that's all for this week! Next week I'll be able to tell you what's going to happen to me! Woot! I'm soooo excited!

Love,

Christopher

Monday, November 5, 2012

November 5, 2012

Hi. My name is.... Billy :)

Dude!?! To answer a lot of questions that you guys have, I can probably sum most of them up by saying, You don't hear anything as a missionary. But I have heard blips here and there, and it sounds like america is suddenly exploding now that I'm gone :) Hopefully there is still something left when I get home! In terms of my halloween week.... Um. Nothing. I forgot it was halloween actually. Norway actually doesnt really celebrate it that much, and I'm kinda wholed up in the middle of a giant city which doesn't help anything. (mostly people just use it as an excuse to throw a party) I do remember talking with Anderson that night and being like... OH YEaH! its halloween dude! He told me he had a ward party last year that he went to. And then I thought about what I did for halloween, and got really burny :) 

I can't even believe that this transfer is almost over. What's sad is i've already heard rumors about whats going to happen to me next transfer. and the transfer after that. OK well I guess its not sad it's just that you kinda want it to be a surprise you know? Either way i'll still be surprised because all it is so far is just guesses and estimations, but there are some actual backing to a lot of it. It's going to be really weird if I have to leave Oslo though. Hopefully I can stay :) I like it here now. 

In terms of missionary work, its interesting because I came at a transition point in the mission. I still see a lot of the old things that the former president did, whilst also seeing how our new mission president wants to change things and push the work forward. I will say what happened in chuch yestereday according to the norwegian elder here, was nothing short of legendary. Our new Ward mish leader, basically wants ward members to come tract with us so that we can actually be let into houses. Which in all honesty from what I have learned about Norwegians is probably one of the best ways to actually do that. We have met with the Bishop as a group of missionaries which appartently has never happened before, and we are all striving to acheive the same goals. I hope I can stay to see just how much things start changing in the future. 

I will probably send you all a picture soon of what I look like when I dress in my winter coat. It's funny. I look like a giant marshmallow. :) I can't believe that it's still that warm there. Here it already gets dark by about 4:30 and most days are below freezing. It almost seemed like it went from light and sunny to cold and dark overnight. I can keep warm if I want to though :) 

This week anderson felt super sick and on Saturday I ended up having like 6 hours straight where I could just study. Back at home I my first thought would have probably been shoot me now. But here it's completely different. I knew before my mission I didn't really *know* the scriptures, but now I feel like I could study 2 hours a day for the rest of my mission and still not know as much as I wanted to. Anyways, just being able to study that long was something I actually really enjoyed. One thing you learn as a missionary is that church is true. :) crazy right?!? But you learn that mostly because you learn that you literally can answer any objection someone has against the church. Already I can defend almost everything we believe with bible scriptures to the point that they really can't do anything. But like it says in 1 cor. 2:5 It literally doesn't matter. All the proof for or against the BOM in the world cant replace the need for a testimony. For everything I've learned to 'prove' the book of mormon, none of it has really affected me at all. For better or worse. Because that's not what matters :) Speaking of which, does anyone have any fun questions they want me to answer? 

 I also don't know what was different this week but things with E. Anderson just went so much better. I honestly could not have handpicked a better trainer for me. The whole transfer he has pushed me to become my absolute best. I would say that beyond just building me up, he mostly just showed me that I already know exactly how to do missionary work. It's just me thats kinda slow about it. :) I'm not going to pass on mission gossip. But I will sum it up as, I am the most *not* greenie, anyone has seen :) Go team!

In terms of personal accomplishments... I can dunk a basketball :) but not consitently. I'll have to see if anyone can get a picture of it. :) Thats really all I have for this week. Anderson laughed when a drunk guy started yelling profanities at me. I didn't laugh, but I did smile. Everyone around was looking at him like he was a loon. Which he was. :) 

You all owe me pictures of HaLLOWEEN (excluding rachelle)! I owe you pictures of where I live and fun things. Lets trade by next week oK? :D

Ok well I need to go snart! I love you all soooooo much. Guess what!?!  I get to call you guys in like a month and a half! Woot!

Love, 

Christopher

Ps. Dude..... We might have a mormon president. I guarantee I'll hear about that :)

Sunday, November 4, 2012

October 30, 2012

Hi Mom!!!

(and evry'body ellers!!)

Ok OK Ok mom!!!! :) Sorry :) I'll answer your questions first, and then tell you how awesome my week was :)  However, Since I can email you, (which is a lot faster anyway) I'm prolly not going to have time to write you a personal letter every week. Well, mostly its the fact that sending a single letter costs over 3$. And I can't email the other people who are writing me. And I'm going to starve if I spend all my money on postage :D So I'll try and balance everything ok? :)

So my shoe size is 11, (or 11.5 if they are smaller shoes). I dunno it's really hard to say. I've worn 12's that were perfect, and the 11's that I have right now are a little too big :) So it depends! What else... Send any packages to the mission home for now. It's prolly easier just because I live in Olso (dude.... I live in Oslo Heck yes! :) and olso is about 40 minutes from the mission office, so the AP's when they come around they'll prolly just bring it too me. It would prolly work at my normal adress too... actually. Assuming I dont move in three weeks (holy smokes another transfer... GONE! ) Just send me stuff at my normal address. but like if for example you send something before Nov 22 (which is moves day) I'm not certain I'll still be at my apt. :) In terms of stuff... Good clicky pens :) Ask Kristy or Lauren. I'm pretty sure they remember the ones I always used. Oh and a couple journals. like a small one for spiritual stuff district meetings and conferences etc... and one for a personal because the one i'm using right now is going to be filled within the next month...and journals cost (cheapest I've found) 50$. Thats insane. it would be cheper to have you buy some and send them than that., Skittles and Starbursts (i miss american candy) :) Mostly this stuff can just fill the box up to the weight limit :D

Sooo what else. I can't believe you got an Ipad. That's ridiculous. It's funny because our companionships phone is literally a brick from like the year 2000. I should take a picture of it because its so old. Anyways, it's hilarious, because literally every single person in Norway has a smart phone, and when we ask for peoples numbers on the street, we pull out this brick... and they usually start laughing a little bit. I miss technology. :( Hey if I was a senior couple I could have an Ipad!

Speaking of Word of Wisdom problems. Norway has many of the same problems (and a whole bunch of law of chastity ones too very... specail to norway) :) It's interesting because Friday and Saturday nights are literally pointless for us because everyone is drunk. I hate the smell of smoke here too. I don't know if its 50% but it's close. and I know that almost EVERYONE drinks. This last Friday, after we had given Mia a blessing, we were on the trikk back and these two drunk guys got on and just starting to talk to me. It was way funny. The blessing was way cool by the way. Not in Norwegian mind you but it was really special because that is the lady who is 100% convinced im an angel. Speaking of speaking. I gave a talk yesterday! Wow. Cool stuff. On saturday night we got called at like 10 to see if we could give talks in church the next day (5 ish minutes a peice) and of course we said yes. So the next morning I prepared something and studied about takknemlighet eller gratitude. In church I learned that E. Anderson wouldnt actually speak and mine needed to be 8-10 minutes. Oh, and 3 priests from the state church were on visit. :D Just to .. you know... take any pressure off of it. :) So with about as much faith as I could muster, (which ive learned as a missionary that I really dont have all that much) I got up as the first speaker. For some reason I decided to abandon my plan and not use any notes or bullet points I had written down, and just go. The whole experience was incredibly strengthening and humbling for me because... well it wasn't me that could really do that. And it went really well actually. Probably one of the better talks Ive ever given. And in a language I've know studied for 3 months completely freeballed. I will share a couple of the things I was told and know however. More than half the ward has no idea, or won't believe that i've only been here for over a month. The other half... Is surprised lets say. The stake patriarch talked to the senior couple who related to me just how much he was impressed. I didn't really care about anything afterwords however because I ran down to talk to one of the investigators we had in church who I was in charge of.

Speaking of which, I dont want to tell you too much before things happen, but I will say we have a few people who we are starting to teach that are going way good. The guy I'm talking about is Konrad, who is basically the champ of the world. Like... holy smokes I love him. We taught him right before mission conference this week. After we got taught by this really intense muslim guy :) Funny story: I was talking to him afterwords (konrad...not muslim dude) and talking about how he needs more sleep (heh, I can relate to that one) and I just put my arm around him and he just sat there and leaned his head on me for a minute... first thought: This is a 35 year old man.... and then I just went with it. :) He's way put together though and way normal! yay for normal! I'm way looking forward to this next week. Like, its going to be awesome! We also taught this guy who's going on a wilderness adventure in... Thailand! for a month. He was way cool though.

Anyways. Oh yeah we had misison conference this last week with President Teixera. It was way fun to see all my old MTC buddies again and to get to know some more of the missionaries. hooo. I feel bad for whatever area we're in if me and E. linge ever serve together. :) Basically Teixera promised us that By the end of my mission, we will have doubled the number of missionaries and that a whole bunch of stuff is going to happen, and that we need to lead that.  Anywaze.

K well that's about all I got. This week was a lot better. I've starting contacting people and talking people on my own, and me and Elder Anderson are doing a lot better. It's really impossible to give you a good description of how things are. He is just... him. I don't know. I don't even think I've really given a good description in my journal. It's hard to write down how someone is like. He's just way chill, and now that we have goals that we're working towards together things are going way better. Honestly, im not even going to try to describe it. I will fail. I'll try in my journal so you can read that. :D Eldste Godfrey and Eldste Torjesen are our Zone leaders. They are way spunky and cool. We spend most of our evenings down in their apt.. Anderson heckles them too much :) I cant really describe people very well. :P Oh well. I'll try another time when I have more time!

MATTHEW: HELLO?.... IS ANYONE .........THERE?  apparantley not. did you even get my email homie bro? Did you move your adress or somthin? Anyways. I don't think I heard from anyone this week... soo I'll talk to you next week!

K well imma go now! I don't have any money for stamps this week. Sooooo. Sorry peoples. This email was extra long to make up for that right!?

I really love all of you sooo much! I wish I could carry you around in my pocket, or give you a bucket of thoughts so you could know just how crazy all of this is!

Have a great week all of you ok! I love you all!

-Eldste Christopher Whetten

P.S. It's snowing! but we prolly wont go sledding until next week. ALso. It's cold. Really cold. I had some thought about this that I wanted to share.... but I got nothing :) Definetely time to go get a hat and some gloves :D
and its dark.... very dark....

October 25, 2012

HI MOM!!!

I do have to start out by saying sorry that I didnt write anything last week. Since this is probably to everyone sorry that I didn't write last week. We drove all the way out of Oslo to go shopping which was way cool. A got a super sweet Jacket that is pretty much the best. Ok well its not THE best, but it is cool. Norwegians loved colored rain jackets, which is super cool except if you are a missionary. (because we aren't allowed to have fancy colors... sad day ) Anyways, I love the style, and may or may not have to buy one thats cool before I come home, but thats a subject for another day. So I don't forget I'll just say this now: if anyone ever sends me a surprise package, I am going to need some stuff that is insanely expensive in Norway. (for example if I want a normal pen like the ones I used at college, it costs at least 30 kroner or 6-8 dollars) anyways, crazy stuff. Don't go crazy and send a package now, but all i'm saying is a package does need to include some unattainables. :D

Soooo Unexplained stories from last week: At church I was helping a whole bunch of different investigators, which was way cool. On your mission church really is not about you at all. You are there to work, prolly more than at any other time of the week. But anyways, we got done with everything, and I went downstairs to grab my backpack only to find everything completely gone from the shelf where me and Anderson had put our stuff. After alerting the other missionaries, and asking everyone if they had moved our stuff, we came to the conclusion that nobody had moved it, and it was all now stolen. Great. Awesome. The whole time, I was praying that I had left my camera at home but I wasn't completely sure about it. Anyways, after about an hour of looking around we found our backpacks overturned in the back of the stake presidents office. In all I didn't lose very much, but I did learn my camera was in there. It was safely secured in a small ipod pocket tucked underneath in the big pocket. Its sad because whoever it was went really fast trying to look through everything other wise it would have been found. Anyways, I got waaay super lucky on that one! To celebrate, I will send a video of me and my zone leader arm wrestling. And my jacket!

That week was way good. I think it was thursday that week, that when I went around I literally just poured my soul into every single person we talked to, and we ended up being able to talk to a lot of different people. And for everyone I talked to every single one stopped for at least little bit. It was awesome. Normally I would say 1 out of every 2 people we try and talk to dont even stop walking or even look at us or awknowledge our presence, so the fact that every one stopped to talk to me that day was basically a miracle. We'll have to see if any of them turn out to be really good progressing investigators, but I don't know yet.

Umm... what else! Oooh, I got escorted through a Jehovah's Witness church last saturday when we were meeting with a couple of them. It was funny :) That's really all I have to say about that one. Other than the building is kindove this weird hole in the wall in the middle of Majorstuen.

Stake conference was really cool yesterday. I should have taken some pictures of the building we met in because it is a way cool building and if this were in person I would make everyone guess how much it costed. So guess: ..... Ok you're all wrong. :) Over 7 Million. For a singular, one, church meeting house. prolly 60 % the size of the one on healy blv. It was cool though. Afterwords, I went on splits with one of the AP's and we went tracting (bonking på norsk... not street contacting :) for my first time! It was cool. But nothing super exciting happened other than I realized how much I miss homecooked foods. This time it was bananna bread that sister Evans made for them. Oooh and after that we picked up a new convert, and went to a members house to talk about temples. I miss them a lot. But it was a way cool experience, and I'm starting to get more aquainted with the members here. It was also nice to get out of Oslo for a day seeing as how I've never left before.

Anyways, I hope that was good enough! This week really wasn't all that exciting. In fact it was really hard. So keep me in your prayers! That said, I do know that I'm giving it my all and I'm just trying not to get stressed about it. (which may or may not be working very well :)

Also mom, I'm sorry I can't share enough about what I'm doing here. It's really hard to know what to say, and what will be interesting to you guys. Also I'll try and get some better pictures this week. I don't really have any from last week either. :P anyways. Thank you all so much for everything you do! I love hearing from you and I like that I get emails to answer to now. We literally have no time on p-days, and emails are much better :) So your inspirational scripture of the week is 1 Cor. 2:9. Go Team!

I love you all!

-Christopher Nordmann

Hvis noen av dere skal oversette dette, det skal være morsomt. Men, hvis du egently gjør det, jeg skal si at min norsk, er skikkelige bedre nå. Nesten alle som snakke med meg synes at det er urolig hvor mye jeg kan si til dem, og hvor mye jeg forstår.



October 8, 2012

Hi Peoples of the United states where I am not!

I hope all of you had a blast at conference like we did! This week was full of more craziness, and also a lot more understanding for me. So far, to be honest I hadn't the foggiest idea what was going on around me :) To be honest it's really impossible to describe just how everything is, so i'm just glad that i'm finally starting to get used to it! In general I feel more directed, and I know more of who I am and what I can contribute even now. Despite my desires to be filled with faith, it was really hard when everything around you just gave you a headache, and was so different than what you expected. Now however I feel much more comfortable with all the missionaries around me (who are all awesome) and everyone I get to work with. (the only bad part is that the other 5 elders in oslo are going home soon which means that I'm the youngest and least experienced by a lot)

This week was full of more ups and downs, but I'd say a lot more ups than downs. I was introduced to my first Jehovahs witness teach this week. The whole experience was just kinda funny. We planned to meet him at the library at noon after we went to a funeral, so we took to T-bane, (subway) to Mæjorstuen, and waited for him there. When he got there he called us and told us that the library wouldnt want us to meet there, so we pretty much were like, yeah sure we'll do whatever. Also he was bringing his finance. So we hopped in his car and he drove us pretty much outside of Oslo, to a little kafe. From there they pretty much tried to teach us and convince us that we were wrong for like 3 hours. I was just smiling. By the end they were extremely agitated. I was happy because I actually just smiled and bore testimony, and they couldnt really say anything. It was just like raw greenie testimony vs. them. Go team. The gospel is true. As I have been studying the scriptures and as we watched General Conference, the Gospel has come alive to me more than it ever has before. As I have studied with my companion it has just become clear how bulletproof the church is. They can send 19 (now 18 year old) boys out who dont know absolutely anything and it works. It's awesome because it's true! It's like oh yeah, right. you don't have nothing against us. Despite what I know spiritually, Everything makes sense. As we combine our spiritual knowledge and experiences with the witness of the Book of Mormon, and the testimony of living prophets, we can know without a doubt that this gospel is true. (dont worry i'm still a long ways away from this) Anyways, they offered to give us a ride home but we were like heck no we have public transportation. Ha det! Unfortuneatly we had no idea where the flip we were. And it was pouring rain. What's ironic is we were about 50 feet away from realizing where we were but we didnt realize that until saturday. So we pulled out a little map and finally came to the conclusion that there was no way we were going to be able to figure it out. All we knew is that we were too far west of the city center. So we wandered around until we found a bus station, and whilst Elder anderson planned on taking a bus farther away before we could take a t-bane back I found a trykk we couldd take ( an overground city train thingy) (super cool) so we wandered around some more and finally found it and got back soaking wet. In all I think we were gone for like 5 hours. Effective: probably not. Fun: Definately :) I'll never forget what it feels like to just be standing in the middle of the rain with Elder Anderson, just laughing because you have no peiling where the heck you are.

Anyways Conference was the BESST! So we watched the saturday morning, and the two sunday sessions live. This means our schedule was as follows. 6-8 saturday was sat morn. sunday 11-1 priesthood, 2-4 sat afternoon, 6-8 sunday morn and then we got permission to stay up last night to watch sun afternoon live too! woot! I would like to point out that conference was the beessst! It is also super exciting to be a missionary for this one! Holy Smokes!!!! 18 and 19!!! DUDUE! Being here with a bunch of missionaries was awesome! We projected that Norway will prolly get a ton more sisters (because they are actually allowed to come here) and less elders. But in total over the world there could be like 100,000 missionaries soon. I'm so pumped! Also they changed mtc length by 30%. you might think this doesnt affect you or me because hey I'm already done with that. Well your wrong. All of you. :) I didn't tell any of you this because you would all murder me, but my projected release date was about August 18 ish 2014. This means I literally would not live at home before college again. This happens because transfers in norway are 9 weeks exactly. Do the math and you end up either a month early or a month late of 24 months. And they almost always keep missionaries for an extra month.

BUT. Now they will have to change transfers in some way because new missionaries will be coming ever 6 weeks instead of 9. New game plan entirely. (all of the older missionaries are really excited to hear what happens about this. Im more of a meh, I pretty much still have an eternity) anyways. So it doesn't really change anything for you. I guess. Because you prolly thought I was coming home on time. But hey now I probably am! In other news... The food they fed us for conference was divine. Really you get so used to frozen pizza and eggs that anything else that is real food is heavenly. yum. Cornbread. (Our limited budget in Norway comes out to about 5 dollars a day for food) (which isnt a lot when a liter of milk costs 3 dollars)(and a pack of ramen costs like 1) anyways. I'm poor in Norway! But I love it! Ooh more questions! Send them to me! P.s. Mail takes a long time to get here. Next week will be a month, and I still have not recieved a letter that was sent after I sent my first email. Anyways!

I love you all! The church is true! Thank you for all the love and support!

October 1, 2012

Hey People!

You guys are not very helpful did you know that? I have way too much that I could talk about but I don't really know what you guys want to hear about :) Well, anyways, here goes nothing! So I'm just going to chill and eat my chocolate filled Boller (which are soo good btw) and just write random stuff. Also i'm getting kindove bored of writing. Which prolly isnt good :) I mostly just want to go beat some elders at pool and take a nap :)

Firstly, Norway is awesome. But, I think I only realized that after I came to grips with the knowledge that "normal people" literally do not exist for me anymroe. So I'm going to start backwards just for funsies today! So yesterday was a similar experience to having your brain placed gently on a flat square table in the middle of a completely white room, and then this guy comes in with plain white doctors coat, a face mask on, and black goggles; pulls out a bat, and then proceeds to beat you several times with it, and walks out again. OK so my brain really wasn't surgically removed and beaten with a bat, but it kinda felt like it. We had church meetings from 10 am to 5 pm straight yesterday. I honsetly couldnt say a whole lot of what happened. I spend 110% of my brain capacity trying just to understand what is happening, and most of the time I forget the chronilogical order of events and the topics and general ideas of what was said in less than 10 seconds. I did meet a whole bunch of cool people though! While I know working witht the members here is important, its hard for me because i never really had missionaries in our ward ever, and so the thought of just being this random guy who barely speaks the language who goes and meets a whole bunch of sourly looking norwegians scares the pants off of me. But it was actually ok. Heh, there were a several people who asked me which area I had just come from because they were trying to figure out my accent and it was funny to tell them I had just come from the states. Last Night we visited this lady who is waay smart but is disabled because of a surgery. Named Mia? Anyways she was super funny and apparantely she calls all the missionaries all the time. Also she is madly in love with my old teach brother Decosta and she calls me a little boy. (though I dont have an official nickname yet ):) Anyways, You will probalby hear random stories on and off for the next while about her :)

Saturday we did this awesome Gatastand in the middle of Downtown Oslo which was sooo cool. (street stand) It was way fun to chill there with some tables of Boms and have people come talk to us... (sometimes. we still had to walk around and talk to people a lot) We got these giant pieces of chalk that looked like crayons, and drew a giant plan of salvation on the sidewalk! Anyways, it was awesome. And it was scary because I taught people alone and not with a companion. There were many times, when all 8 missionaries were teaching someone each by themselves. It still suprises me that people actually undesrtand anything I'm saying. We gave out an entire box of book of mormons in 3 hours and got rained on and attacked by a swarm of pigeons. Then we had this Jubileam thingy which we went to and took our investigator Mortin to. It was a celebration for all the church members to celebrate the church being in Norway for 160 years! Woot! Other than the food I had no idea what was going on. Friday.... hmmm what was friday... OH! I was on splits. So that started thursday night, and I was supposed to go with elder lillywhite to my first dinner appt. but Brother TomTom led us an hour and a half the wrong direction (he's the gps in the oslo senior couples car which we stole) anyways. so shamefully, we went back and bought pretty much the only thing left we had money for which was a junky frozen pizza because we were both completely out of money. Sad day. Good news. The next day we got 2 new investigators contacting on the street! it was the most successful weve ever been! aaaannnnd. then I talked to people in Norwegian on the phone (because I was technically the senior comp) and it was scary.... aaaannnndd then I got a ticket. And almost got escorted to the police station because I didnt have any identification on me. (this was only completely terrifying)  Whew that one was a close one :) Anyways Fun splits time!

Wednesday... was probably the most interesting day Ive ever had. We taught Espen-Alexander and then we taught mortin. I dont have time or care enough to explain why this was so interesting. But my companion said after a year and half of being here that might have been his most interesting teach. Anyways. Missionary work here is nothing like I expected. For as much as I can understand, Mortrin has some of the most interesting experiences with dreams and just other weird things. I'm not sure exactly how much he is willing to do, but im way excited to continue to teach him. Espen probably wont go anywhere but we'll see. Monday was way cool because we went around this island and ran around some old ruins. Hmmm... OK, i'm going to wrap up.

In all, I already have had incredible and crazy expreiences here. I love being a representative of Jesus Christ. In everywhere I go I'm always expected to do my best and be my best. It is a little bit stressful sometimes... ok a lot of the times, but I'm getting more used to it, and I know that everything will come in time. I hope that everything goes well at home! I love all of you so much! For me it feels like life may or may not exist at home, but I can say it feels like I'm probably never going to get home :) Don't worry I will, but it'll probably just sneak up on me. Loves! Thanks for the letters I got by the way! I cant possibly write you all back but I love hearing from you all!

Loves!

-Christopher Whetten




September 24, 2012

HI EVERyBOdy!!!

I don`t even know where to start. This is the weirderst thing I think has ever happened to me. You guys probably don't even feel that different, but i'm over here, just like I don't even know how to explain it. So talking to you guys was pretty much the best. It's hard to explain your experiences but it's sure fun to try! For the most part my plane ride went just fine other than just not being able to sleep at all. On the plane to London I was able to sit next to this guy and answer a whole bunch of questions. Our plane was delayed on the runway, so we ended up just sitting in the plane with the engines off for over an hour. So I just chilled there and talked to him about life and I don't even really know what, but it was cool to answer his questions about missionaries and what they do. (it may have limited my effectiveness however when he became drunk on the plane though) He actually thought I was cool enough that in the London airport he found me and came over and talked to me again! Woot! Apparently I looked completely dead when we got to London which is probably true. It's sooo crazy to just walk around and realize that you stick out like a soar thumb. I'm still not used to having people stare at me all the time. I think it really stressed me out at the beginning because you know everyone is watching every little thing you do as a missionary. Anyways, there are tons of weird little rants that I could do on things but don't really have time for right now. When I said I wouldn't have as much time to write on Pdays that was a huge understatement. I could do a whole bunch of rants on the crazy people I've already ran into though :) (did you know its hard to type with a norwegian keyboard. im prolly going to get really lazy with my apostorphes because they are really hard to type on the keyboard)

Ok so more stuff. by the time I boarded the plane for norway i thought I was going to throw up. so I was happy when I was put on the window seat with another missionary next to me so I didnt feel obligated to talk to someone. I could just sleep. Which I did until we were over land in Norway. When we were coming down into the airport in Olso it was like 40% cloudy in the sky which was PERFECT (not for flying but for sightseeing) It was the coolest flight Ive been on ever! It was sooo gorgeous. Anywas, You guys need to tell me where the name whetten comes from cause everyone asks me and no one can figure it out. (including me) I remember the first time they came over the intercom and started speaking Norwegian to us, I know its classic missionary but you really are just like, oh snap. We met president, and that was cool, and then we drove for an hour to get to the mission home. The mission president and his wife are sooo nice to us. She made us so much food, and pretty much said just go downstairs and sleep. I love the bedding they use. Next morning they did orientation, and we went to the mission office and got a whole bunch of papers and instructions on money and stuff and then they took us to the streets of oslo and dropped us with some ap's and zone learders. My first contact was with elder weaver (from the mtc) and elder williams. Even though oslo speaks Bokmål, the nice kind of norwegian, I still have a really hard time understanding anyone. It was cool though. My and weaver taught a whole short lesson by ourselves, and we actually got a return appointment for the actual oslo elders to use (they didnt give it to me boo). It was the scariest thing of my life. But by the end of the four hours of being completely lost and just talking to people I was much less scared, and just felt peace that I could figure all of this out. Later that night we had a fantastic dinner and then we were all interviewed by the president. Thursday, we drove out to the young single adults center in the middle of the city (which is where I spend most of my time now) and waited for our companions. Apparantely norwegians eat a lot of pizza. I got so lost when we drove to the train station to grab my companion. Like, uber lost. I honestly couldnt tell you which way is north right now. My companinon elder anderson is actually a super cool guy and Ive already learned a ton from him. I cant quite figure him out though, and I think he thinks im a weirdo geeky guy. Thats alright for now. Its hard when you cant speak to many people in Norwegian. Though on friday he was in an interview with the mission president and I actually talked to some members at the center by myself in norwegian for like 30 minutes. They were actually pretty suprised I had only been there for 3 days.

At the center is where we do tons of what we do. currently it is where I will be teaching investigators, im going to be teaching a language class in a couple weeks (scary) and there is a whole bunch of single activities here. On saturday, we picked up this investigator named Mortin, who wants to learn more about Jesus Christ, and has had it kinda rough in the past. The thing thats coolest is that he is actually norwegian which makes all the missionaries really excited because it helps bulid up the churhc here more when you can find actual norwegians. He came to a special singles ward meeting here at the center (church usually isnt here) (btw im at the center currently so no we dont have computers in our apt. Our apt is actually just a single room, maybe a little smaller than the size of the front room in matthews room. We have basically nothing to cook with, and so far all ive eaten is kjøttdeig (ground chicken) mixed with eggs, and veggies. ( I put cheese on mine.) oohhh and the chocolate milk is sooooooo good!!! Ah. heaven. and I got some way good yogurt to. Anyways, if you have more questions about my apt your going to have to ask :) ) back to mortin he came to church and he said he felt the spirit though he thinks hes kindove like a prophet (in the way that we think he may have had some sort of revelation) so were going to have to talk to him about that tonight when we meet with him before we take him to FHE. While we were waiting for him to show up though there was this other guy named alexander who showed up just completely randomly. Comepletely. He saw the sign that said Jesus on it and came in. He is sort of baptist but he doesnt really belong to a specific church right now. He though we were way cool, but he was kinda a creeper with all the girls. So we are going to teach him later this week. I was scared out of my pants mostly because Elder anderson took Mortin so I got this new guy I dont even know. He was like: "k you take him" And I was like... what? Snap. im the missionary huh. anyways after sunday school i talked with him for like 10 minutes and taught him aobut the book of mormon and he seemed super interested then. After when Elder anderson and I were talking to him though he was kindof different, and he wants to show us this online preacher he listens to and anyways... hes weird. I cant really tell you everything about everyone. but it was cool to get a new investigator that I personally set up an apointment with and taught just completely randomly. It was cool that we were here also because all of the other missionaries in oslo went to the oslo ward that day.

I dont think my feet have ever hurt more than when we just tracted for pretty much forver. mmm. yup this is fun. But it wierd because both me and my companion are new to this area so everything we are doing we have to build from scratch. I still feel weird and like im not myself yet, so hopefully i can get rid of that soon.  I love all of you guys. That was a big bllalahh. Ask questions if you want to know specifics about anything else. I dont realy have time like you guys to give you my life story so yeah. Im doing a little better everyday and this is soo crazy! Through it all though, im soo excited to serve. I still dont really know what to expect other than just keep going. :) Good luck to all of you with everything! I really Love you guys sooo much! Im excited to hear how things are going, and I hope that my life is exciting enough to tell you guys too! AH! Im a missionary!

Super lots of Love,,,

Eldste Whetten